Most Original Blog Award

This has to take the cake.

It's a blog of utterances from some English guy's sleep, as compiled by his wife. Examples:

• "I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
• "My vision of hell is a lentil casserole."
• "Badger tickling: proceed with caution"
• "Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for." 
• "I've got a really terrible terrible feeling about this custard tart. Terrible."
• [suddenly, upon waking] "Stop the panther!"

These are only a small sampling; I almost doubt that it's possible to have such good comedic timing while dreaming. And how does the wife stay up to record these, anyhow?