The American Political Pattern

1. Government fails
2. Democrats come to power
3. Government fails
4. Republicans come to power
5. Government fails
6. Democrats come to power
7. Government fails
8. Republicans come to power
9. Government fails

And on, and on, and on. We need more than two options.

(and yes, sillies: I'm well aware that each party has done some good stuff, but I have a higher standard which may or may not cause my own insanity)