Brian Williams:
While I don't know what was visually suspicious about my bag, I was headed for the Steel Table of Shame. I travel a lot—100,000 miles a year on average—so, like George Clooney's character in the new movie, I've got my travel act down pretty good. But not this day...not with this particular TSA shift. It’s about to get much worse.
My bag was searched, and then the swab came out. The carry-on equivalent of a cavity search. The alarm sounded. My bag had tested positive for TNT. [...]
The man can certianly write, and his Daily Show appearances are some of the best.
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